lievelihood 

A means of self-support through falsehood.

Fletcher Reede would have to re-structure his budget and other financial affairs now that he no longer could maintain a lievelihood the way he had previously been doing.

lievelihood by QuacksO February 26, 2019

likelihood 

likely to happen

There is a likelihood that it will rain tomorrow

likelihood by likelihood definition December 15, 2016

livelihood 

A means of securing the necessities of life; Means of earning a living; source of income.

- people whose livelihoods depend on the rain forest

livelihood by akkki June 7, 2011

Right Livelihood 

a. A (usually northern California) new-age concept/farce invented by people who don't have to actually work to provide housing or sustenance for themselves.
b. A position (never a "job") held by the non-working class, the privileged in society who get to pass time however they please themselves to. Practitioners can usually be found painting, writing, or doing yoga; and often seen posing as a philanthropist, spiritual leader, or shaman.

"I just got my inheritance, and suddenly found my calling / life purpose!! I gonna drop out, keep no schedules and express Who I Really Am (and Why I Am Here) through right livelihood!"

Right Livelihood by CSky June 6, 2013

shrek your livelyhood 

To metaphorically thrust your sexual organ into someones anal reigon

Hey man I will shrek your livelyhood if you don’t join the klan

shrek your livelyhood by Roc and Peyton November 7, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020