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Likelihoof

The measure of a person's ability to escape from tricky situations, for example their speed in running from police after a theft. "Hoof" refers to the person's flight from danger.
Your mamma's so fat that her likelihoof is severely impeded.

You breaking into the Bellagio again? You'd better get to the gym and improve your likelihoof, dude.
by BrieGenius February 15, 2015
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likelihood

There is a likelihood that it will rain tomorrow
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livelihood

A means of securing the necessities of life; Means of earning a living; source of income.
- people whose livelihoods depend on the rain forest
by akkki June 7, 2011
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Right Livelihood

a. A (usually northern California) new-age concept/farce invented by people who don't have to actually work to provide housing or sustenance for themselves.
b. A position (never a "job") held by the non-working class, the privileged in society who get to pass time however they please themselves to. Practitioners can usually be found painting, writing, or doing yoga; and often seen posing as a philanthropist, spiritual leader, or shaman.
"I just got my inheritance, and suddenly found my calling / life purpose!! I gonna drop out, keep no schedules and express Who I Really Am (and Why I Am Here) through right livelihood!"
by CSky June 6, 2013
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