Likelihoof 

The measure of a person's ability to escape from tricky situations, for example their speed in running from police after a theft. "Hoof" refers to the person's flight from danger.

Your mamma's so fat that her likelihoof is severely impeded.

You breaking into the Bellagio again? You'd better get to the gym and improve your likelihoof, dude.

Likelihoof by BrieGenius February 15, 2015

likelihood 

likely to happen

There is a likelihood that it will rain tomorrow

likelihood by likelihood definition December 15, 2016

livelihood 

A means of securing the necessities of life; Means of earning a living; source of income.

- people whose livelihoods depend on the rain forest

livelihood by akkki June 7, 2011

Right Livelihood 

a. A (usually northern California) new-age concept/farce invented by people who don't have to actually work to provide housing or sustenance for themselves.
b. A position (never a "job") held by the non-working class, the privileged in society who get to pass time however they please themselves to. Practitioners can usually be found painting, writing, or doing yoga; and often seen posing as a philanthropist, spiritual leader, or shaman.

"I just got my inheritance, and suddenly found my calling / life purpose!! I gonna drop out, keep no schedules and express Who I Really Am (and Why I Am Here) through right livelihood!"

Right Livelihood by CSky June 6, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019