lifestain 

1) refers to the mark or puddle left by a person when blood has been shed. Sometimes in the form of a blood trail.

2) refers to the debris left when an intricate little device has been smashed on the ground; ie: cell phone.

"oh balls there's a lifestain on my car door!"
"yes, Leon. I doored a preacher this morning when i borrowed your whip.

lifestain by intellektualspew May 27, 2008

Meme lifespan 

There are many memes who have tragically died. Memes used to have a long lifespan, such as doge,grumpy cat, and other memes. They survived up to 3 years without wavering in popularity. Now memes tend to have a lifespan of a month if they are lucky such as Ugandan Knuckles and Moth.It seems the meme lifespan is slowly decreasing due to many variables including the now fast spreading of memes through Reddit,tumblr, and discord.

Meme lifespans have decreased over the years.

Meme lifespan by Sockth December 12, 2018

lamestain 

A fake Gen-X/Seattle-Scene slang term for an uncool person. Invented when Grunge went national.

Frank Rich of the "New York Times" bought all that stuff about Seattle-speak? Wow! What a lamestain.

lamestain by Juan Non-Lamestain June 19, 2008

libertainment

As epitomized by The Colbert Report and the Daily Show, a form of journalism designed specifically to appeal to popular cultural elements and entertain. The informative aspect is highly variable from cleverly satirical to nothing more than pulp journalism.

The News Hour is informative but a bit dry. I prefer libertainment like the Colbert Report that lampoons while presenting the major happenings around the nation.

libertainment by REH13 March 18, 2009

Lifestalker 

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

Lifestalker by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017

Meme lifespan 

The time before a Internet meme reaches the World of Warcraft community, which over do and kills it within hours. Expressions may fall under this also if they become lifespan'd similar to the memes.

Death list:
Chuck Norris Facts
Cowbell
Orly
careface
-.-

Visit YTMND or 4chan for a larger list.

Born dead: (Crap from the beginning)
Leroy Jenkins
Dirge
kek

Normal person: Haha, did you hear about the Chuck Norris facts?
WoW nerd: KEK!11 I'M GOING TO CREATE A CHARACTER NAMED CHUCKNORRIS AND A GUILD CALLED NUCK CHORRIS!1
Normal person: ...and i thought this meme lifespan were going to be longer...

Meme lifespan by Kazuo-Kiriyama February 16, 2008

Linestand 

Being held up by others in a similar fashion to a kegstand, but in order to instead, blow a line.

It took two leg holders, and a pivot arm to do it, but everyone, except Hot Karl threw down a linestand to finish offthe last of that yola.

Linestand by Armon Chargerson April 12, 2011