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Linestand

Being held up by others in a similar fashion to a kegstand, but in order to instead, blow a line.
It took two leg holders, and a pivot arm to do it, but everyone, except Hot Karl threw down a linestand to finish offthe last of that yola.
by Armon Chargerson April 12, 2011
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Goal Line Stand

When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?

Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.

Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
by Adam Ohman August 2, 2007
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Limesand

Humping somones face until they pass out, not to be confused with donkey punch.
-Joe got Limesanded last night!

-Whoa! Is he okay?
by Thyme88 November 15, 2009
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landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"
"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."
by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005
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Anal linesman

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.
I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!
by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011
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linesman

A small, insignificant excuse for a football referee who runs up and down the line making Hitler style salutes whenever a player is deemed to be in breach of the mystical offside rule.
The linesman has flagged for offside
That linesman is Goddam useless
by Ferg February 4, 2004
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Linesman

Someone who brings cocaine to a party/social gathering
He’s off... what’s the linesman giving? No he’s going nowhere he’s staying now. told the taxi to drive on.
by Shambalicious November 13, 2020
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