Son: "In order to lie.... I had to
fail the
test."
Dad: *pulls off
shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one
will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock
19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You
fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail
test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine
gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform
Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red
rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
