Definitions by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy
Pendu 🐪🇵🇹
A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!
Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because Pendu🐪🇵🇹 is the penalty master friuuuu 🇵🇹🤫🧏 ♂️
Essentially Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because Pendu🐪🇵🇹 is the penalty master friuuuu 🇵🇹🤫🧏 ♂️
Essentially Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash
Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 15, 2024
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