lidgering 

To slowing massage the soping pink clitorous of one’s mom while sipping fluids from her chocolate starfish.

Ethan: yo Keegan what did you do last night.
Keegan: I was Lidgering Jaxon’s mom till the sun came up.

lidgering by Vaildwrighter March 16, 2024

lidgering 

To softly massage one’s moms soping pink clitorus while siping liquids from her chocolate starfish.

Ethan: yo Keegan what did you do last night.
Keegan: I was Lidgering Jaxon’s mom till the sun came up

lidgering by Vaildwrighter March 16, 2024

littering and... 

Slang phrase for smoking marijuana. From the movie Super Troopers wherein the troopers are messing with some stoned college-aged kids that they've pulled over on a highway. Lt Ramathorn asks them if they know why he pulled them over and they reply that they don't know. Ramathorn then starts saying mto them, "Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd..." several times and then finally says "Littering aaannd......smokin' the reefer."

"What are you doing, Dude?"
"Not much right now - just littering and..."

littering and... by Bucko McCane May 22, 2007

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

youtube littering 

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.

man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"

youtube littering by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008

listering 

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering

Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering

listering by Mandman November 5, 2017

Lingerlingus 

Pronounced "LAHN-ger-LING-us." The act of removing one's partner's undergarments with one's mouth.

According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.

Lingerlingus by gartholomew March 7, 2011