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Listering 

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.
Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering
Listering by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022

Binge listening

When you repeatedly listen to a song, artist or album for an extended amount of time, the most common being that its stuck in your head or you have a personal connection to it. This is a very common occurrence with teenagers. One could consider listening to Top 40 radio stations for hours on end a form of binge listening because one can hear the same song 3 times in one hour.
Teen 1- Dude I've been binge listening to Master of Puppets for the past 6 hours.
Teen 2- Good choice man.
Binge listening by TheBlackVista October 20, 2010

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.
- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

littering and... 

Slang phrase for smoking marijuana. From the movie Super Troopers wherein the troopers are messing with some stoned college-aged kids that they've pulled over on a highway. Lt Ramathorn asks them if they know why he pulled them over and they reply that they don't know. Ramathorn then starts saying mto them, "Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd..." several times and then finally says "Littering aaannd......smokin' the reefer."
"What are you doing, Dude?"
"Not much right now - just littering and..."

Lasternight 

Yesterday night, also known as the night before last.
Friend 1 : When was the last time you saw that girl?

Friend 2: Well, lasternight she called me to hang out.
Lasternight by Shadowbeard July 9, 2009

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.
“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening