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lickher license 

The license required to be a lesbian in Michigan.
"Yeah, that chick has her lickher license for sure."
lickher license by B-Stange April 14, 2003

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

Organ Licker

A person who plays the Hammond organ.
Organ Licker by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

piss licker 

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss
You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!
piss licker by Fukaface! October 14, 2011

poo licker 

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster
Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running
poo licker by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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