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Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009
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A very intelligent person. Latoria's have a great sense of humor. They are very thoughtful, caring, and generous. Sometimes Latoria's can be clumsy. Latoria's don't put up with bull-shit! They love to laugh and will turn a gloomy day, sunny! Latoria's are destined to be famous.
Who is that lawyer? That's Latoria...smart as hell, but really down to earth.
Latoria by serenity58 February 11, 2010

Prince Lotor 

The son of evil Galra Emperor Zarkon, the main antagonist of the animated series "Voltron: Defender of the Universe" and "Voltron: Legendary Defender". Lotor is summoned to take over his father's position as leader of the vast Galra Empire when he is unable to continue his rule.
Keith Kogane: "We need to stop Prince Lotor!"
Lance Mcclain: "Yeah, and find out what shampoo he uses- this

guy's hair is amazing!"
Prince Lotor by papi.no1 August 12, 2017
Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.
"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."
Latorty by thelovewizard September 26, 2010
Mike: Better use my lator for this problem.
lator by TheDopestofThemAll November 6, 2013

l2torrent 

Internet shorthand for "learn to torrent"
What you tell your noobcake friends when they ask you how you get shit free off the interweb.
Noob Friend: How do you get movies free from the internet?
You: l2torrent
Noob Friend: What? Does that mean I can be given a website, press download and I instantly have it?
You: Yes, go to google.com and search "how can i stop being a fucken noob and annoying my awesome friends".
l2torrent by RusselT March 9, 2009