Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

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Latoria

A very intelligent person. Latoria's have a great sense of humor. They are very thoughtful, caring, and generous. Sometimes Latoria's can be clumsy. Latoria's don't put up with bull-shit! They love to laugh and will turn a gloomy day, sunny! Latoria's are destined to be famous.

Who is that lawyer? That's Latoria...smart as hell, but really down to earth.

Latoria by serenity58 February 11, 2010

Prince Lotor

The son of evil Galra Emperor Zarkon, the main antagonist of the animated series "Voltron: Defender of the Universe" and "Voltron: Legendary Defender". Lotor is summoned to take over his father's position as leader of the vast Galra Empire when he is unable to continue his rule.

Keith Kogane: "We need to stop Prince Lotor!"
Lance Mcclain: "Yeah, and find out what shampoo he uses- this

guy's hair is amazing!"

Prince Lotor by papi.no1 August 12, 2017

Latorty

Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.

"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."

Latorty by thelovewizard September 26, 2010

lator

Short for calculator.

Mike: Better use my lator for this problem.

lator by TheDopestofThemAll November 6, 2013

l2torrent

Internet shorthand for "learn to torrent"
What you tell your noobcake friends when they ask you how you get shit free off the interweb.

Noob Friend: How do you get movies free from the internet?
You: l2torrent
Noob Friend: What? Does that mean I can be given a website, press download and I instantly have it?
You: Yes, go to google.com and search "how can i stop being a fucken noob and annoying my awesome friends".

l2torrent by RusselT March 9, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026