Lexter 

An Awesome guy who is usually very wierd. Can be funny sometimes, and is decent looking. Modest and Smart, but acts very stupid. Doesnt care for much and has a distinct liking to gray sweaters.

Guy : "Dude, is that Lexter?"

Dude: "I think so, he always wears that gray sweater!"

Guy: "Hes such a wierdo"

Lexter by THISxGuy March 9, 2010

lexter 

Lame Texters. When you text someone something long, or when you try to have a conversation, and only get short responses back.
Such as "sure", "yep", "ohkay", and "cool"
It is sometimes a way of saying "Leave me the fuck alone."

GUY: hey how was your day?
GIRL: alright.
GUY: did you do anything fun? exciting?
GIRL: yep.
GUY: youre a total lexter, goodbye.

lexter by JohnFraggim April 29, 2009

lexter dexter 

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

lexter dexter by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.

i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.

like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

5k1 letter 

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government

Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”

5k1 letter by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016