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lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).
Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.
lexicographer by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Levitography 

When someone takes a picture of a person that makes them appear as tho they are levitating or floating off the ground.

It is a common meme similar to planking and owling ect.

The name was coined by two photographers; Terrez and Liam from Norwich, England.
Rules: Take a picture of someone looking like they are levitating; the aim is to keep their expression and posture as normal as possible and in the coolest possible locations!

'Hey did you see that cool Levitography photo of John, the one where he looks like he is just chilling but actually floating at the same time.' That's Levitography!
Levitography by Terrez September 19, 2011

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

lexicographer

someone who writes a dictionary and shit
that motherfucker is a lexicographer.
lexicographer by danny boy September 1, 2003

Street Lexicographer 

Someone who has successfully defined a term that has been accepted by the mahatma's a urbanditionary.com
Both myself and my friend James have entries in the Urban Dictionary. This makes us BOTH "Street Lexicographers". A high honor in some circles. A dubious one in others.

lexicockraphy 

the writing, editing, or compiling of cocks; the principles and procedures involved in writing, editing, or compiling cocks.
Tell your dad I've got my future planned! I'm going into lexicockraphy!
lexicockraphy by Austanie February 9, 2008
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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