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lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).
Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

Levitography 

When someone takes a picture of a person that makes them appear as tho they are levitating or floating off the ground.

It is a common meme similar to planking and owling ect.

The name was coined by two photographers; Terrez and Liam from Norwich, England.
Rules: Take a picture of someone looking like they are levitating; the aim is to keep their expression and posture as normal as possible and in the coolest possible locations!

'Hey did you see that cool Levitography photo of John, the one where he looks like he is just chilling but actually floating at the same time.' That's Levitography!
Levitography by Terrez September 19, 2011

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

lexicographer

that motherfucker is a lexicographer.
lexicographer by danny boy September 1, 2003

Street Lexicographer 

Someone who has successfully defined a term that has been accepted by the mahatma's a urbanditionary.com
Both myself and my friend James have entries in the Urban Dictionary. This makes us BOTH "Street Lexicographers". A high honor in some circles. A dubious one in others.

lexicockraphy 

the writing, editing, or compiling of cocks; the principles and procedures involved in writing, editing, or compiling cocks.
Tell your dad I've got my future planned! I'm going into lexicockraphy!
lexicockraphy by Austanie February 9, 2008