lexicographile 

A person who is obsessed with defining new words, possibly on Urban Dictionary. A lexicographile may or may not derive sexual enjoyment from said activity. Combination of 'lexicography' (the art of dictionary-writing), and the Greek suffix '-philia' (love of).

You see that guy typing away on his computer? He's a total creep, defining words online all the time. I think he has a bad case of lexicographilia. He's a lexicographile.

lexicographile by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009