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lesbican  

noun.

A homosexual female, who 1. is officially registered with the Republican Party, 2. routinely casts ballots in favor of Republican candidates running for public office or 3. is related to one or more Republican politicians but fails to critique the hateful, anti-gay attitudes frequently associated with neo-conservative politics.
What? Curve magazine wants to put Mary Cheney on its cover? That lesbican traitor and her war-mongering daddy can eat my shorts!
lesbican by vinegar_sue December 9, 2008

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian 

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

Lesbian Jesus 

Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.
Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex
I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.
bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016