A homosexual female, who 1. is officially registered with the Republican Party, 2. routinely casts ballots in favor of Republican candidates running for public office or 3. is related to one or more Republican politicians but fails to critique the hateful, anti-gay attitudes frequently associated with neo-conservative politics.
What? Curve magazine wants to put Mary Cheney on its cover? That lesbican traitor and her war-mongering daddy can eat my shorts!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.