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lesbian bukkake 

Lesbian bukkake is my favorite pastime as I am a lesbian who enjoyed a nice facial when i was straight. i am happy. i am very flexible in that i would be willing to give, or receive female bukkake in any time or manner. my fondest memory was, indeed, receiving lesbian bukkake at the starbucks register. i told the cashier to add extra cream. My significant other at the time mistook this order as being directed to her and subsequently 'kakked up my face to the coffee shop's delight. for those here to learn the technicalities, i will now break down the process:
in the most common form of lesbian bukkake woman A (the Giver) stands or kneels above woman B (the Taker). it is customary to have the woman most capable of squirting to be on top but with enough trial and error the pair will be able to push their limits. it is vital that Woman A is not stimulated by Woman B. woman A, using her dominant hand, rubs herself to the point of orgasm, at which time she shall give her underling parter a previously agreed upon signal, my personal favorite is the call of a bank-tailed pigeon. Woman B will then ready herself to take the full blunt force of the juicy explosion to her face. in the most straightforward bukkake session she simply lets it rest on her luscious cheeks. after this act has been completed, the two lovers may clean up in any way they see fit, as they have successfully completed all criteria to be classified as bukkake lesbians.
my girlfriend is such a freak, we engage frequently in lesbian bukkake
lesbian bukkake by stlbabe December 10, 2018

lesbian bukkake 

After a girl gives oral sex to her girlfriend, the girl receiving oral squirts on the others face.
Amy lesbian bukkakees on her girlfriend every night.
lesbian bukkake by Tom69 July 12, 2006

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026