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Lesbian Time 

Time passes a lot faster for lesbians.

1 min = 3 hours 1 week = a month

1 month = 3 months at least
Lesbian: Wow she hasn't even texted me back in 2 days.

Me: Dude its only been like 2 hours...

Lesbian: No, Lesbian Time.
Lesbian Time by Meede Pede April 17, 2016

Lesbian troll 

man who dresses like a Lesbian and has really curly hair and speaks really loudly and cannot keep quiet for 5 seconds and is always in a bad mood hence the term troll
Lesbian trolls only you can spot them
Lesbian troll by Brachalee October 1, 2013

Holy Lesbian Trinity

The Holy Lesbian Trinity consists of Sarah Paulson, Cate Blanchett, and Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock is the Father, Cate Blanchett is the Son, and Sarah Paulson is the Holy Ghost.
Omg, how hot did the Holy Lesbian Trinity look on the red carpet last night!

lesbian triangle 

when three girls get together and lick eachothers pussy to form a triangle shape.

Nikki, Katy, and Katie all had a lesbian triangle in the bath tub.
lesbian triangle by poopsniffer August 2, 2007

lesbian tourette's

When a female coworker randomly texts you the word vagina.
Dude, Kate texted me vagina again. She totally has lesbian Tourette's.
lesbian tourette's by step1313 July 11, 2018

Lesbian toes 

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.
I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes
Lesbian toes by Shreka April 1, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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