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lesbefriends 

Straight girls who are friends, but act like lesbians, i.e. making out with each other at a bar, just to get guys attention

Girls who are such good friends that you kinda assume that they are more than just friends
Did you see those girls all over each other on the dance floor?
Don't buy into that man, they are just lesbefriends.
lesbefriends by NantucketJoe March 16, 2009

lesbefriends 

what females usually say to guys following the question "will you go out with me." usually said in a quick fashion followed by walking or running away from the asker.
Guy: will you be my girlfriend..?

Girl: (quickly says) lesbefriends and runs away.
lesbefriends by big burns January 17, 2008

Lesbefriends 

In a loud crowded club or bar, a lesbian will try and get a straight woman by saying lesbefriends. With all the noise the straight will think she said let's be friends? The straight woman says yes or sure. Next thing she wakes up down on the muffin.
Hi there lesbefriends.
Lesbefriends by fino63 May 16, 2018

[lesbefriends] 

john: check it out, 2 chicks kissing

toni: damn, they must be lesbefriends
[lesbefriends] by 2eight September 28, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026