J.R. Smith: Did you see the smoking video with Bronny?
Lebron: Yeah you know already... He finna get the Lebelt when I get home from winning my 4th ring.
A straight girl who prefers to associate with closelesbian friends. As faghag is to a straight girl with close gay man friend(s), lesbag is a straight girl to lesbian friend(s).
Ein stark alkoholisches Mischgetränk bestehend aus Durstlöscher und Wodka.
Sowohl markant beim ersten Auftreffen auf dem Gaumen, als auch im Abgang, wird das Getränk ausschließlich durch den miterworbenen Strohhalm genossen und sorgt für einen rapiden und langanhaltenden Ausfall des zentralen Nervensystems.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!