lerenz 

A sweet glorious man that is very kind hearted and loving

Wow your name fits you perfectly lerenz

lerenz by freerio556 November 19, 2023

Lorenzo Berkshire 

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.

My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

Lorenzo Berkshire by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

Lorenz Los Banos 

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.

When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.

Lorenz Los Banos by LDesiel October 3, 2007

Lorenzo 

Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.

You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..

Lorenzo’s a god at sports

Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...

Lorenzo by kookiekutter May 24, 2019

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.

Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011

Lorenza 

The name Lorenza is derived from the Latin word 'laurentius,' which meaning 'person from Laurentum.' Lorenza are usually bright and vivacious. Really creative and creative, with a really profoundly different musical taste. She is extremely affectionate towards individuals she values deeply. Lorezna is a remarkable woman who can captivate any man. She is quite affectionate and playful with her partner. Lorenza’s are recognized for beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorenza seems to have a dirty sense of humour and considers everything hilarious. Lorenza’s can be very silent and lack communication when she isn’t surrounded by people she is familiar with, but once she is with people she are comfortable with, she eventually display’s her true colours. Lorenza is a loyal committed person that always has your back no matter the costs. She can roast you till you're nothing but a lump of dust on the ground. Lorenza has a few insecurities that she prefers not to discuss. She can indeed be detached and depressed at points, but she manages to remain hidden from others so they don't become concerned. Lorenza is an expert at hiding information and is always able to reassure her companions. Make sure you never let go of a Lorenza because you'll most certainly end up regretting it afterwards.

Person1: Omg who is that?
Person2: Oh that’s just lorenza

Person1: Wow she’s beautiful

Lorenza by ScraPpyJabed January 10, 2022