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liquishit 

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.
Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..
liquishit by BeanR July 12, 2009
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I love Liquisha lots:)
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laquisha 

Black girl sterotype.. typically with headed hair
LaQuisha went to get her nails did
laquisha by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020
LeQuit: verb. Def: 1. to vindictively betray; often with reference to those most loyal. 2. to surrender without fight; as in the context of an athletic contest. 3. any act of classes or hateful debauchery; often with disregard to others emotions. 4. to act in a calous fashion, without regard to morals or humility; deals with teammates or loved ones. 5. the act of pooping.

see also: LeQuitter, LeQuitHole, LeQuitted, LeQuitting, LeNotChosenOne, LeQueen, LeFraud, LeQuitness.

Origin: From Old French: LeBum, LeStiff, LeJerk, LeBiznotch, et al.
Man, I was dating this great girl and all of a sudden she just LeQuit on me, I mean, not returning my calls, she took my dog, and cursed out my mom. I heard she moved to Miami.

Or:

I just took a giant LeQuit. It stank.
LeQuit by architrance July 15, 2010

Laquisha 

Stereotypical name for an entitled black female. The equivalent of a Karen.
Laquisha was holding up the line because she wanted her food for free.
Laquisha by Shade tree July 2, 2020