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Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020
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saxophone lessons 

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

Lesson Token 

A lesson token is a scam or rug pull in the crypto space that’s easily identified if you read the white paper. Often people fall for multiple lesson tokens before realizing how much money they have lost. Not everyone takes the time to do proper research and leaves it up to influencers on Twitter Spaces. This term was coined by @SlimeOnTheBlock on twitter
I’ve fallen for so many lesson tokens i think crypto is all a giant ponzi.
Lesson Token by SlimeOnTheBlock February 11, 2023
fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.
"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.
Lepton by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016

Drum Lessons 

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.
"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"
Drum Lessons by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson 

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.