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A Leison is a small creature found in the sewers. It is highly volatile and will kill you if you find yourself within its range. The only way to ward off this spawn of hell is to send offerings of anime body pillows and nekomimi figurines. The Leison will accept the offerings as a sign of peace and leave the giver alone.
"Watch out, or the Leison will catch you and eat you up!"
Leison by Jujubird01 February 3, 2020
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Leison is someone who is smart and amazing, Leison is a real lady’s man. When ever you are around Leison be prepared to start dying of laughter.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Leison got with the most popular girl in school!
Person 2: Damn I wish I could be as charming as Leison.
Leison by voxuls April 26, 2024
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Leison • lessons • leigon • lerson • leeson • Lesion • Leiloni • leiron • leisom • Lersonality
Leiloni is a wonderful person inside and out. She is stubborn at times but loves very hardly. She is romantic; and when she loves someone she really does love them. She is very intelligent and will amaze you everyday. She is beautiful, highly attractive, and drop dead gorgeous! She is one of a kind. Girls like her are honestly hard to find.
Leiloni is such a beauty.
To be a Lison is to be the perfect ideal french woman.
The Lison of this World are extremely beautiful, like if an angel have fallen from Heaven. And if you don't believe in God, you will after seeing her face.

But not only she's beautiful, she's also loving and caring about her friends and family. Get a Lison and you'll get a friend for life.
-I got together with Lison today.
-Oh my god you are so lucky!
Lison by Manoune3030 December 8, 2020
Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

saxophone lessons 

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."
Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.
A female who is by heart a loner but knows how to enjoy herself. Leiona is beautiful but always doubts it. She is known for being a fun and supportive friend helping everyone to feel better about themselves. She is the type of person to bottle up all her emotions never letting anyone know how she really feels;that is until she explodes. When this happens everyone is really surprised because she always keeps her cool. Don't ever mess with the ones Leiona loves, she will end your existence.
Friend:I have a huge problem but am scared to talk about it

Other friend: just go to Leiona, she won't judge you and she's good at giving advice

Friend: ok I'm gonna go find her now
Leiona by Leigrahm April 10, 2019
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