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what ,a ,lenther !
lenther by ziggy mafro November 22, 2011

tree lengthener 

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.
"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."
tree lengthener by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.