lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

lemon squeazer by portugee February 13, 2008

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Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

Lemon Squeezer by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

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lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

lemon squeezer by allstar666 June 21, 2005

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Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

Lemon Squeezer by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

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Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009

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lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

lemon squeezer by wonderbread January 20, 2005

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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