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Lemon Squeezer 

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
Lemon Squeezer by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

lemon squeezer 

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
lemon squeezer by allstar666 June 21, 2005

Lemon Squeezer 

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

Lemon Squeezer 

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009

lemon squeezer 

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
lemon squeezer by wonderbread January 20, 2005

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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