lemions 

Magic fox/cat-inoids??? Thingies that look like cats that smell like lemons cause yes and they’re all gay and live in forests

They hold daily pride parades cause yes and fucking hate humans cause they’re smart

They can also be your personal therapist

“Lemions can step on me 😫”

lemions by Pohasadumptruck September 24, 2021

Smoove Lemons 

Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.

"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"

"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."

Smoove Lemons by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015

Lemonster 

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.

I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.

Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008

Lemons-worthy

When you give up 7 or more goals in a hockey game when playing goalie.

He gave up 21 goals in that game, it must have been lemons-worthy.

Lemons-worthy by Toni Jones February 25, 2009

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. by PokarFace June 20, 2010

lemons 

Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.

lemons by therapeutic June 22, 2010

lemons 

somthing that cave johnson dosent like

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

lemons by sniper nate October 27, 2020