legtation
legtation by Oozing Sphinctette November 5, 2023
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legtation • lentation • moo-lestation • Levitation • Lactation • Lactation Station • Legatron • lendation • letavion • lotation
Levitation
-“How’s it going with no nut November my dude?”
-“Thou shalt not speak with us higher beings without permission, for I have acquired the art of levitation”
-“Thou shalt not speak with us higher beings without permission, for I have acquired the art of levitation”
Levitation by NonBinaryMan November 3, 2018
Lactation Lettuce
We took it personally.
Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!
Lactation Lettuce by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019
YouTubal Ligation
The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
YouTubal Ligation by Jill A. February 9, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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