legitifail
Friend 1: Dude we were so high we called her mom and asked if she had any weed.
Friend 2: Wow, legitifail
Friend 2: Wow, legitifail
legitifail by tiarox15 December 2, 2009
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Legitimilf
In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.
When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"
When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"
EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."
EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."
EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.
Legitimilf by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012
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Legitification
to make something legit.
to make less ghetto and more professional.
past tense: legitificated/legitified
synonym: legitified
to make less ghetto and more professional.
past tense: legitificated/legitified
synonym: legitified
The dipstick who installed the speakers in my car had them loosely sitting on the rear deck! So I did 3 hours of legitification on them!
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Legitical
Legitical; adjective
Legitimate + Logical.
When something makes sense and is true.
Was created when someone was tired and mixed the two words together.
Legitimate + Logical.
When something makes sense and is true.
Was created when someone was tired and mixed the two words together.
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