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legitifail 

1) a fail of extreme proportions
2) a legit fail, similar to an epic fail
Friend 1: Dude we were so high we called her mom and asked if she had any weed.
Friend 2: Wow, legitifail
legitifail by tiarox15 December 2, 2009
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Legitimilf

In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.

When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"
EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."

EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.
Legitimilf by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012

Legitified 

Certifiably legit; certified as being legitimate.
Door security guard: "Can I see your ID?"
Me: "Yeah, here it is. See...I'm legitified."
Legitified by purple_keytarist April 18, 2010

Legitified 

A web3 physical authentication technology company.
My friend is the founder of Legitified.
Legitified by coolmannnnn November 1, 2023

Legitified 

Is tht legit.?
Yes.. Why I legitified it last night
Legitified by Mallalllalalal February 26, 2011

Legitification

to make something legit.

to make less ghetto and more professional.

past tense: legitificated/legitified

synonym: legitified
The dipstick who installed the speakers in my car had them loosely sitting on the rear deck! So I did 3 hours of legitification on them!
Legitification by burner67 September 21, 2011

Legitical 

Legitical; adjective

Legitimate + Logical.

When something makes sense and is true.

Was created when someone was tired and mixed the two words together.
Girl: He stole my kitten!
Guy: How do you know thats legitical.
Girl: There's a picture of him holding its cage and laughing as his profile picture on facebook
Guy: Oh... uh huh
Legitical by Attiria August 31, 2010
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