Legitimilf

In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.

When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"

EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."

EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.

Legitimilf by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012

LEGITAMIFIED 

le·git·a·ma·fy adjective, noun. li-jit-ah-mah-fiy

1. To make legitimate. The act of giving a statement credence.
2. To justify; sanction or authorize.
3. To give legal force to.
4. To set in stone.

"Don't legitamify that saying!!!"
"Just sign on the dotted line. Lets get it legitamified and then we'll talk about it."
"Amanda loves James. She totally legitamified it last night."

LEGITAMIFIED by TheLegitamifier July 13, 2007

Legitimidget 

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

Legitimidget by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010

Legitimi 

The scientific plural of legitimate. Used when something is SO legit it deserves a plural!

DUDE TONY! Those NY strips were legitimi!!!

Legitimi by harry3829293 April 28, 2010

legitimish 

Approximately legitimate (with either positive or negative connotation); marginally acceptable but shady; dubious but still acceptable. (Often accompanied by a "so-so" hand gesture, like a one-handed "jazz hands" with the palm downward.)

1. The numbers on this sales sheet may be sketchy, but the report's still totally legitimish. 2. "And did you *read* that report?" "Yeah (*snicker*) -- it was, um, legitimish."

legitimish by Mick J. September 2, 2003

Legitamification 

the act of making something legit or tight.

damn man this movie needs some legitamification.

Legitamification by Dylon spit hot fire February 25, 2009

legitimify 

v. to make something too legit to quit.

I'm going to legitimify this turkey sandwich to make sure it's delicioussss.

I went to the salon to legitimify my hair.

legitimify by oprebsherach January 19, 2009