lefthook

the act of leaving an open credit card behind at a bar due to the distraction of a hook up.

I pulled a lefthook last night. When I left the bar to hook up with that guy, I forgot to close my tab and left my credit card behind. I gotta go get it today.

lefthook by Word_slut December 8, 2017

Left hook nose 

One with a nose crooked to the left in a way, that appears to be the result of a violent blow or left hook.

The old boxer appeared to have a left hook nose.

Left hook nose by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

left hook

this term can be used to define either one of two concepts:

a) in boxing, a hard, sharp, diagonal punch to your opponent's left side of the face with your left hand, when you are facing them, regardless of whether you yourself are actually right or left handed.

b) when 3 total strangers, a male and two females, sit in a row at a public place such a park bench or a city bus, the male sitting in between the two women, and the guy randomly decides to hook up with the woman sitting to his left.

two gentleman talking at a local bar after boxing practice:

guy a): you really annihilated Tony with that left hook of yours, which I really liked. Where did you learn your left hook anyways?

guy b): from Sherlock Holmes, of course, roflmao. Didn't you know that Sherlock Holmes was a great boxer, with one of the wickedest left hook to be found in Europe in his generation.

left hook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

RT left hook 

RT left hook is one of the most devastating punches a person can ever receive. Fortunately, only 4 people have experienced such a blow but the impact from these blows has been devastating not only for the recipient but for their family members and doctors who have had to care for them as well. An RT left hook essentially is a left handed punch. What differentiates it from any other left hand punch is that it is immensely more powerful, dangerous and potentially deadly. IF you would really like to scare off a bully or take a more authoritative position amongst your peers, threaten them with an "RT left hook".

-How did you dummy him? "I gave him the RT left hook!"

This is sure to leave victims and observants speechless and most likely, very disturbed.

RT left hook by RT left hook witness August 12, 2009

Leftbook 

Leftbook is a large group of Facebook members that inhabit facebook groups that promote social justice, memes, and leftist thought (proponents of socialism, communism, and marxist-leninism are all represented in these groups.) They often communicate through tagging other Leftbook groups with funny names, like "what if phones, but too much," "sounds like internalized misogyny but ok" and "thank mr banky."

What if Leftbook, but too much?

Leftbook by stuckintraffic May 8, 2017

left hook with an uppercut 

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

left hook with an uppercut by CARS December 8, 2005

Leftbook 

Leftbook is a group of Facebook groups that are run by very left-wing admins and moderators. They are not united under one group of leaders, but rather under a general very left-wing ideology. They are especially known for advancing modern "social justice" causes and frequently banning users. This tends to create a toxic environment where people are constantly worried about being banned for expressing any view that offends anybody. The groups frequently require users to oppose capitalism, support modern feminism, defer to the opinion of any member of a minority group (even if other members of that group do not always agree), constantly apologize for their own privilege if they are white/male/straight, support Antifa, unquestioningly support the opinions of mods, etc. This basically shuts down any dissent because those people either get banned or are afraid to speak up. In order to avoid being banned, many members dogpile anyone else who comes under criticism as a way to virtue signal and build their own reputation.

These groups have come under fire from other leftists for being hostile, unintentionally being ableist because many autistic people struggle to navigate their byzantine social norms and get banned without being given an explanation for what "mistake" they made, being counter productive by pushing people away from the left, and of course for being authoritarian.

I was a member of a Leftbook group until they banned me for saying that we should not totally disregard the opinions of white men because of privilege.

Leftbook by POTYAa September 2, 2018