A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.
This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"
by 71aces February 2, 2009
Get the legalese mug.Lenalee lee is a well known character from the popular anime/manga D.Gray-man by Katsura Hoshino. Lenalee isn't well known by the public as a good character but as a whore and a cry baby slut, she's extreamly well known for her super short skirts that clearly have no shorts underneath unless it's a god damn thong. Another thing the public dispise about the girl is her constent crying fits and never actualy fighting. So to define this to a smaller paragraph she's mostly hated by the DGM readers and liked.
"Oh my god that girls so slutty look at her she's such a Lenalee"
"God would you stop crying you dumb bitch god you must be a Lenalee"
"God would you stop crying you dumb bitch god you must be a Lenalee"
by Just another DGM fan April 6, 2012
Get the Lenalee mug.The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.
Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
Get the Legalese mug.Lenalee Lee is a fictional character in the animated series D. Gray-man. She is normally depicted as a small-built, young female, with long, dark-green hair, and purple eyes.
She is sixteen years old in the series, and is an Exorcist of the fictional organisation, the Black Order. She appears to be close friends with fellow Exorcists: Allen Walker, Lavi (Bookman Jr.) and Kanda Yu. She has an older brother named Komui Lee who also works at the Black Order.
Her personality can be depicted as kind and friendly towards her comrades and other people, although she shows a certain dislike and fear when it comes to people from Central Agency.
Her weapon of Innocence is named the "Dark Boots", and allows her to fight Akuma among other abilities as well, such as jumping to high altitutes, remaining suspended in the air/water surace, and allowing her to travel at excessive speeds.
She is sixteen years old in the series, and is an Exorcist of the fictional organisation, the Black Order. She appears to be close friends with fellow Exorcists: Allen Walker, Lavi (Bookman Jr.) and Kanda Yu. She has an older brother named Komui Lee who also works at the Black Order.
Her personality can be depicted as kind and friendly towards her comrades and other people, although she shows a certain dislike and fear when it comes to people from Central Agency.
Her weapon of Innocence is named the "Dark Boots", and allows her to fight Akuma among other abilities as well, such as jumping to high altitutes, remaining suspended in the air/water surace, and allowing her to travel at excessive speeds.
Lenalee Lee is an Exorcist of the Black Order.
Lenalee Lee is a kind person.
Many people seem to like Lenalee Lee.
Some people dislike Lenalee Lee.
Lenalee Lee is a kind person.
Many people seem to like Lenalee Lee.
Some people dislike Lenalee Lee.
by Black Order: Files Keeper December 13, 2012
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This person is kind hearted and will do anything that comes I'm front of him
This person is kind hearted and will do anything that comes I'm front of him
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