exorcist 

an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you

“you need an exorcist”

exorcist by geneheybebeffw July 2, 2018

exorcist 

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.

exorcist by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

exorcist 

One who combines the power of prayer with sacred ritual, as part of a desperate attempt to drive demonic forces from the bodies of spiritual hypochondriacs.

You can usually find an exorcist or two on one of those Hallmark channels that broadcast only at three or so in the morning.

exorcist by nethcev! August 24, 2006

exorcist 

An elaborate sexual position where the engaging female walks down a flight of stairs in a reverse spider walk, where upon each step of the stair the male thrusts. Once at the bottom of the stairs the female climaxes in a projectile vomit.

Man things got a little crazy when she openned to the exorcist idea. Later i found out she was infact possessed

exorcist by Andrus O'ssssss May 15, 2008

exorcist 

when a female (well, whatever you want) gives a blowjob while lying on her back with her palms flat above her shoulders, raising her body up just like in the exorcist.

oh. my. god. she just gave me the best exorcist ever. i came so hard i think i had a miscarriage.

exorcist by Kipp March 12, 2005

Exorcist 

Um... No. I've literally never met that guy...

Hym "Yeah, I've never met that exorcist. I don't know what he's talking about. But, hey, did you bang that Hispanic onlyfans chick?"

Exorcist by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Exorcist: The Beginning 

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.

Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

Exorcist: The Beginning by James Bond! September 8, 2004