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leauge of legends

A shitstain that manages to steal you're time and your money
Oh noes! I started leauge of legends!
leauge of legends by Ezcapemaster November 28, 2016
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Leauge of Legends player 

A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches
Hey, jimmy seems like such a leauge of legends player hes always on his phone and never pulls

League of Legends

Birth control.
League of Legends is a method of birth control.

League of Legends

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.
"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."
League of Legends by _yellow_ March 6, 2017

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

League of Legends

The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.
Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends
League of Legends by RVanonymous414 September 1, 2016

League of Legends

League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".
"Hey bro, wanna play League of Legends tonight?"
"Nah, I have a life"
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