NOES 

What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE

NOES by Mulciber July 23, 2003

noes 

Noes - (noze)

Commonly used in the phrase, "Oh Noes".

That said, it is a variation of the term, "Oh no", exclaiming that the specific situation is not good and/or unwanted.

"Noes" can also be used interchangeably with the word no.

In Short, "Noes" means "No".

Just an online term.

Oh Noes, I just got killed!

Noes! Noes! Not True! I Don't Believe it!

noes by :D:D January 1, 2006

NOES 

A sudden exclamation, traditionally a sarcastic cry of discontent. Usually uttered in a childish voice if spoken, or typed in all caps with Izyized punctuation. Also seen as "OH NOES"

Izy in a thong! My EYES, I'm BLIND! OH NOES!!212111!

NOES by ( . Y . )Lucille Ball February 5, 2003

NOES 

Short for Nightmare on Elm Street.

Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.

NOES by Keael January 14, 2006

noes 

a mix between the word 'no' and 'toes'

person 1: do you want any toes?

person 2: noes!
person 1: oh, no toes then :(

noes by word maker <3 August 3, 2021

Noes 

Definition: A word used to describe a situation where someone, typically a woman, says "yes" but actually means "no" or is indicating disagreement or refusal non-verbally.

Example Sentences:

She said she'd come to the party, but her hesitant tone felt like a noes.
When he asked if she was okay with his plans, her verbal yes and crossed arms were a clear noes.

Noes by Sakurakage May 31, 2024

noes it 

Variation of 'knows it' or 'You know it'

To acknowledge something that is the truth.

Man 1. Saw the team leaders girlfriend the other day.
Man 2. Oh yeah, she nice?
Man 1. Nice? Fuck no. She looks like a bloke.
Man 2. noes it.

noes it by Dr. Who July 23, 2006