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Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains 

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

Leaning tower of Pisa and Luxor in vegas

Yo you were wrong
Leaning tower of Pisa and Luxor in Vegas. Same thing

Leaning tower of Pisa and Luxor in vegas

Leaving in 5 

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.
Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude
Leaving in 5 by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

Leaving Clegg in charge. 

'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.

leaving our feelings in the glove box 

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.
We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?