lazyassis
A condition where the individual refuses to move his ass... even in his own defense
A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato
A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato
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lazyass
1- someone who is lazy and doesnt do what (s)hes supposed to do. most often used as an insult or dirrogitory meaning.
2- A lazy donkey
2- A lazy donkey
lazyass by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005
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lazyass
1- Anyone who doesnt do what is told, or just is lazy. another word for lazy or couch potatoe. can be used as a insult or a derrogitory statement
2- A lazy Donkey
2- A lazy Donkey
lazyass by Dean KRamer May 13, 2005
lazyassosis
Condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. Service Monkey's assist the 'LazyAss' with laundry and preparing food.
lazyassosis by achdus December 23, 2009
lazyassphobia
Having a phobia of a lazy ass bitch or bastard
or
an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard
Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A
or
an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard
Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A
Kid: Teacher! I have lazyassphobia I can't partner up with Brian He's a lazy FUCK!
Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do
Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!
Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do
Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!
lazyassphobia by The Flashing Tiger December 30, 2013
Lazyassfucker
some that goes by the name of mingchung or also may be known as minaling. they are people who like to sit on their asses and dont do shit yet they still look amazingly cute and are always your best friend even though you know they are shutty lard fucks
Lazyassfucker by mingalingbestfriend December 27, 2009
lazyassery
A mix between lazy and an asshole. Someone who is too lazy to realize they are going to ruin anything good they have going, and do it in an asshole manner.
"Dude, you should wake up and go to work?" Miles says.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.
Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.
Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.
lazyassery by teacup-tardis November 19, 2013
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