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Lazyfuck 

Lazyfuck is reclined 24/7, its run by a 30yrs old, a pimp by night, retard by day.

To be a lazyfuck, go to lazyfuck.net (forums-hazing) its mandatory that you have at least one good story to prove to us, you are truly a Lazyfuck, then you'll be at home.
See forums at Lazyfuck.net
Lazyfuck by Tropic September 28, 2004

lazyfuck 

The true forums of the gods..

Also: LF

a website located at www.lazyfuck.com, which has spawned a breed of "lazyfucks".
"Get off your ass and order me a pizza, Chris!"

"You can order your own pizza you LF!"
lazyfuck by Slip February 6, 2005

A lazy fuck 

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

ladyfuck 

When a woman has sexual intercourse with another woman.
"Damn, I'm not a lesbian or anything, but I would so ladyfuck her."
ladyfuck by Skye M. May 14, 2008

lazy fuck 

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
lazy fuck by authOOr October 16, 2006

lazy fuck 

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.
Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.
lazy fuck by Sawyertt December 6, 2010
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