lazeh 

Slang for lazy. Pronounced like "Lay-zay."

"I don wan do anything cuz im lazeh"

lazeh by VicTx February 23, 2020

Lazej 

lazej

Random twitch chat viewer: Lazej
Twitch Streamer: Who the fuck is LAZEJ???
Lazej: Lazej

Lazej by lazej February 17, 2023

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007

LazyHimPig 

A homosexual who is addicted to taking it up the poop chute.

That guy is a regular LazyHimPig.

That guy must be a real LazyHimPig. He walks funny and spends all his time on the computer to avoid public.

LazyHimPig by ---Con--- June 20, 2010

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.

I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.

lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010

Laleh 

A beautiful Persian woman with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. A great friend and strong person, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.

Guy 1: Check out that girl over there. She is such a knockout.

Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.

Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.

Laleh by killerjoe26 February 12, 2010

Lazercorning 

Eats food before the person gets to where their going to eat

Stop lazercorning where not home yet.

Lazercorning by 123Pigman February 26, 2017