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Lazej
lazej
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007
LazyHimPig
That guy is a regular LazyHimPig.
That guy must be a real LazyHimPig. He walks funny and spends all his time on the computer to avoid public.
That guy must be a real LazyHimPig. He walks funny and spends all his time on the computer to avoid public.
LazyHimPig by ---Con--- June 20, 2010
lazerbanger
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010
Laleh
A beautiful Persian woman with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. A great friend and strong person, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
Guy 1: Check out that girl over there. She is such a knockout.
Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.
Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.
Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.
Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.
Laleh by killerjoe26 February 12, 2010
Lazercorning
Lazercorning by 123Pigman February 26, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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