lazavian
FAT BLACK NIGGA
He is such a lazavian
lazavian by Djfkefnfirn December 21, 2019
Latavian
A real ass nigga that gets tons of white bitches and is the funniest nigga you know. You can spot Latavians macking on some fine ass honeys, keeping them in the palm of his hands. If you want tips on how to be a real nigga, find the nearest Latavian and ask him and he MIGHT help you. But don't let Latavian find out you have a girlfriend because he will, without a doubt, fuck your bitch.
Guy 1: Dude where's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Oh, she's just over there hanging with Latavian.
Guy 1: Dude, wtf? Do yo know he's gonna do?!
Guy 2:....No?
Guy 1: He's fucking your bitch! Never trust a Latavian with your girlfriend!
Guy 2: Oh, she's just over there hanging with Latavian.
Guy 1: Dude, wtf? Do yo know he's gonna do?!
Guy 2:....No?
Guy 1: He's fucking your bitch! Never trust a Latavian with your girlfriend!
Latavian by thatniggalat December 8, 2013
lazavion
that nigga lazavion sexy asf
Lazarian
Whenever a person is being arrogant or pretencious with their tone and pomposity, while contemplating sadistic and domineering thoughts, that person is being of Lazarian nature.
Random: I feel down… I just hurt a person some minutes ago...
Lazarian subject: *scoff* Really? Is that so? Pity. I would have enjoyed that.
Lazarian subject: *scoff* Really? Is that so? Pity. I would have enjoyed that.
Lazarian by Beaneater3000 February 22, 2019
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