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A real ass nigga that gets tons of white bitches and is the funniest nigga you know. You can spot Latavians macking on some fine ass honeys, keeping them in the palm of his hands. If you want tips on how to be a real nigga, find the nearest Latavian and ask him and he MIGHT help you. But don't let Latavian find out you have a girlfriend because he will, without a doubt, fuck your bitch.
Guy 1: Dude where's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Oh, she's just over there hanging with Latavian.
Guy 1: Dude, wtf? Do yo know he's gonna do?!
Guy 2:....No?
Guy 1: He's fucking your bitch! Never trust a Latavian with your girlfriend!
Latavian by thatniggalat December 8, 2013
An aggressive black male who resolves conflicts in a physical manner. Latavians like to attack random people, usually white men. They have been to jail many times and most likely will be in and out of prison their entire lives.
Rich was minding his own business walking down the street when a Latavian jumped out and hit him.
Latavian by Alan Dane February 14, 2012
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Latasian 

Fine ass girl who’s part-asian part-latina. Honestly the best mix you could ever see.
John: Damn, why do Mercy look like a snack?

Alex: Oh cause that’s cause she’s Latasian.
Latasian by latasian20 July 5, 2018

Latvian roulette 

Playing Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

A semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked, removing the chance of living.
In Latvian roulette, player always lose, suffering end.

Such is life in Latvia.
Latvian roulette by winterd September 4, 2013

Latvian Train collision 

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
Latvian Train collision by Ekker October 10, 2021
A beautiful name for a beautiful person

She is the realest person there is, won't stand for no bullshit. Genuinely a good friend who stands up for those friends. Also knows how to have a really good time.
who is that queen over there? OMG ITS LATAVIA
Latavia by pickle123432 October 1, 2023

Latvian firecracker 

The act of an anal sex that involves the receiver getting atleast 1 firecracker up the anus. When she refuses, or things go bad, the man will fly over to Latvia and live his life and start over again.
Me and my girlfriend felt daring, we decided to try the Latvian Firecracker. It's a shame she's not here anymore.