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lazaurus 

An erection after climax, almost as if your dick is coming back from the dead.
Colin: "How'd banging that chick go last night?"
Tyrone: "Man I was a total lazaurus! Twice in a row, baby!"
lazaurus by PoopButtFart January 13, 2015
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Party Lazarus 

Someone who passes out during a party only to reemerge hours later to continue partying.
"Dude, what the heck is Jim doing here? I saw him crash two hours ago?"

"He just popped back up and grabbed a beer. He's a Party Lazarus tonight."
Party Lazarus by JDS2 February 28, 2009

Indigo Carmel Lazarus King 

Indigo's are normally insecure about their looks, but they are truely beautiful inside and out. They have the most beautiful eyes you wull ever seen, mostly slanted and sexy. Indigo's also have an amazing figure, slim with curves, also a dazzling smile. If you are friend's with an Indigo count yourself extremely lucky. They are also loving and caring, they also can be quite selfish and not share at times but their friends don't mind. They are mostly an only child, and also have a huge love for food. If you know an Indigo, especially Indigo Carmel Lazarus King, your a lucky fucker. Indigo's are sexy mother fuckers.
sexy beautiful food eminem Indigo Carmel Lazarus King
Lazarus is a shy but goat when you know to meet him he is a caring and loving gentlemen who loves to hang out with friends. Lazarus is a very attractive but has many insecurities he loves sports and is not easily angry he has a kind heart and cares for people. Lazarus is okay in studies but chooses not to try and is very wealthy he can be trusted and is very fun to hang around
Hey you know lazarus?
No
Suck your mom

Iancus Lazarus 

He is the sexiest italian gigolo and he has more women than brain cells and he can seduce every single human in this planet
.Also he can be seen in clubs with 100 girls at a time. Even Ricardos doesnt come close to his hotness.
Iancus Lazarus is so hot
Iancus Lazarus by MilSugibei March 22, 2022

Lazarus A.D. 

Kickass thrash revival band from Kenosha, Wisconsin. They have a unique sound with their first killer album, The Onslaught, which was released independently in 2007 under the name "Lazarus". Due to a legal dispute, the band was renamed to Lazarus A.D. with the re-release of The Onslaught on Metal Blade Records in March 2009, where they achieved underground success. The band has toured with Testament, Unearth, Woe of Tyrants, and a few others. I suggest "Last Breath", "Absolute Power", "Revolution", "Rebirth", and "Forged In Blood".
Guy: I jizzed my pants when I heard Last Breath by Lazarus A.D.

Girl: Yum
Lazarus A.D. by TheFeedback November 25, 2009

Larry Lazarus Kavanos 

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...
That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...
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