Definitions by PoopButtFart

lazaurus 

An erection after climax, almost as if your dick is coming back from the dead.

Colin: "How'd banging that chick go last night?"
Tyrone: "Man I was a total lazaurus! Twice in a row, baby!"

lazaurus by PoopButtFart January 13, 2015

Gabled 

To get hit by a vehicle

Oh man! Gable got gabled when he ran in front of that truck

Gabled by poopbuttfart January 11, 2012