The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.
"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008
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Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012
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by lax4eva October 4, 2010
Get the laxterbating mug.Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009
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"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"
"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
by MJEFF October 3, 2011
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by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
by WillFos May 9, 2013
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