Laxtitute

An American female who is attracted to Lax bros. They often come to Lax games or go to Lax parties to hook up with the guys. "Laxtitute" comes from the words "Lax"and "prostitute," implying that these females whore themselves for Lax players. These females are commonly found on the East Coast of the United States, particularly the Northeast, as that is where most Lax bros are found.

Lax Bro 1: Brah, there's gonna be lots of laxtitutes tonight at the rager.

Lax Bro 2: Nice. We better pick up some more brews if we wanna get em nice and drunk.

by Franky4Fingers October 14, 2012

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An extremely hot female that sleeps around with Lax players. Then makes them hella bomb sandwiches.

Bro... That laxtitute just went home with sam... Lucky bitch.

by omnomKonrad February 22, 2011

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A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.

Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us

by Laxtitute69 June 26, 2010

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1) A cultureless and classless women.

2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.

The laxtitute grabbed me by my flow and worked by shaft.

by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010

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