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//verb// to drop not so subtle hints that you are more into your spouse’s old college buddy (the one with the great hair) then him/her.
SR: “Man, my wife totally lawded me again last night.”
CE: “Yeah?”
SR: “All I did was mention the Deacs score and she was all…’That reminds me, I wonder what Tarver’s been up to? Have you heard from him lately, honey?’”
CE: “Man that’s cold.”
lawded by EZ54321 February 14, 2022
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past tense of 'lawl' which is a way of spelling 'lol' when used as a verb. sometimes used sarcastically
That was hilarious, I totally lawled.
lawled by independent1990 July 5, 2010
landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021

La La Landed 

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.
yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

Eagle has Landed 

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
Eagle has Landed by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

lawde ka fact checker

arey is ki amma ko chodo yeh to lawde ka fact checker hai
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