laurton
two people in love. they accept and love each other for who they are. best friends till the end. they both have the prettiest eyes ever.
laurton by ewlayisugly November 10, 2020
Words you can keep
Lauronaut
My favourite person atm. (And forever hopefully. Well, at least a good while...)
If you know Laura well, you'd understand why.
Imagine all of the evilness and hatred Hitler had to share with the world.
Laura has that but like the opposite.
Laura is the most down-to-earth and caring girl to have ever come out of this broken world.
AND she is intelligent :-0
If you know a Laura, consider yourself lucky.
If you know MY Laura then back off she is MINE.
:)
If you know Laura well, you'd understand why.
Imagine all of the evilness and hatred Hitler had to share with the world.
Laura has that but like the opposite.
Laura is the most down-to-earth and caring girl to have ever come out of this broken world.
AND she is intelligent :-0
If you know a Laura, consider yourself lucky.
If you know MY Laura then back off she is MINE.
:)
Lauronaut by SmithyWoody February 25, 2022
Laurtney
The epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. Can get any man desired. Will never forgive and never forget. Has learned from all mistakes. Will never stab a bitch in the back because Laurtney does not tolerate bitches, she destroys them. Tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in Hawaii).
Jessica: "My boyfriend dated Laurtney, and I know I'll never be as good as she is. It makes me depressed."
Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."
Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."
Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"
Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."
Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."
Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"
Lauston
A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.
Lauron
Lauron is a sexy juicy momma. She will care for you and take you in her loving arms and bake you a apple crisp pie and some eel. If you ever meet a girl like lauron DATE HER IMMEDIATELY!!! All Lauron’s do is eat shrimp, use tampon and itch.
Lauron by xXxX_v01D_XxXx December 15, 2019
Laufton
This is a very kind hearted person, who will put anyone’s needs in place of their own. They are very sincere and only want the best for the people they love. But once you come close to hurting someone they truly care about you better sleep with one eye open. This person is such and amazing person and will not do anything to hurt you purposely. They are very sarcastic and love to have fun. They are very hard-working and won’t stop until there goal is reached.
When you have a Laufton don’t let them out of your sight because they are one of a kind. Once you love a laufton don’t do anything to hurt them.
When you have a Laufton don’t let them out of your sight because they are one of a kind. Once you love a laufton don’t do anything to hurt them.
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A)
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