Lauston

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A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.

B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.

C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.

Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.

Lauston by Derpa October 22, 2006

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Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Related Words

Lauston • LastOneStanding • Lanstoned • Lapstone • Laston • Laufton • laurton • Laustin • Layston • rasmus lausten jørgensen

Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

Lapstone by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

Laustin

When a person named Austin takes constant L's that the letter has to be added to their name.

Laustin took another L last night.

Laustin by Laustin1212 December 10, 2016

Laston

A funny and good looking guy who always makes you laugh and he’s an amazing best friend/boyfriend that you can ever have is a nice going no person he is very loud at times he is smart but does it use it He will never give up and loves eating

Omg laston is so hot

Laston by Laston December 27, 2019

laurton

two people in love. they accept and love each other for who they are. best friends till the end. they both have the prettiest eyes ever.

“i wish i had a relationship like Laurton.”

laurton by ewlayisugly November 10, 2020

Layston

An awesome girl with a very unique name. She will just about blow your mind with her smarts, coolness, and just ability to have fun. However, do not fuck with her. She will murder you. To death. Also, don't call her "Laceyton". Laystons are usually tomboyish and think the lace is too girly.

Guy one: Hey, I really like Layston
Guy two: Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Guy one: Yup.
Guy two: *awkwardly sips orange juice*

Layston by CarlTehLlama December 7, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026