Lauston 

A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.

B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.

C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.

Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.

Lauston by Derpa October 22, 2006

Lanstoned 

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Lapstone 

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

Lapstone by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

Laustin

When a person named Austin takes constant L's that the letter has to be added to their name.

Laustin took another L last night.

Laustin by Laustin1212 December 10, 2016

Laston 

A funny and good looking guy who always makes you laugh and he’s an amazing best friend/boyfriend that you can ever have is a nice going no person he is very loud at times he is smart but does it use it He will never give up and loves eating

Omg laston is so hot

Laston by Laston December 27, 2019

laurton 

two people in love. they accept and love each other for who they are. best friends till the end. they both have the prettiest eyes ever.

“i wish i had a relationship like Laurton.”

laurton by ewlayisugly November 10, 2020

Layston

An awesome girl with a very unique name. She will just about blow your mind with her smarts, coolness, and just ability to have fun. However, do not fuck with her. She will murder you. To death. Also, don't call her "Laceyton". Laystons are usually tomboyish and think the lace is too girly.

Guy one: Hey, I really like Layston
Guy two: Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Guy one: Yup.
Guy two: *awkwardly sips orange juice*

Layston by CarlTehLlama December 7, 2010