My favourite person atm. (And forever hopefully. Well, at least a good while...)
If you know Laura well, you'd understand why.
Imagine all of the evilness and hatred Hitler had to share with the world.
Laura has that but like the opposite.
Laura is the most down-to-earth and caring girl to have ever come out of this broken world.
AND she is intelligent :-0
If you know a Laura, consider yourself lucky.
If you know MY Laura then back off she is MINE.
:)
If you know Laura well, you'd understand why.
Imagine all of the evilness and hatred Hitler had to share with the world.
Laura has that but like the opposite.
Laura is the most down-to-earth and caring girl to have ever come out of this broken world.
AND she is intelligent :-0
If you know a Laura, consider yourself lucky.
If you know MY Laura then back off she is MINE.
:)
by SmithyWoody February 26, 2022
Losing the swan dance.
For the jaded: open-eyed innocence has marred to blasé indifference. The less they give, the more they get. As time goes on, the pain is nothing more than regret- clumsy mistakes best they do not forget. Is this coming of age? Is this love in the modern age?
But for the fool, walking blindly without a cane, one finds themselves in the behaviours of again.
Just ask Amy Winehouse "love is a losing game"
Or Taylor Swift. She is a confusing one.
Love will turn your belief system and entire identity upside down. It will put all the egos in and shake them all around. If we did the hokey cokey perhaps Putin would turn around. Love is more powerful than evil. Who is who in the relationship? Like it even matters...
For the jaded: open-eyed innocence has marred to blasé indifference. The less they give, the more they get. As time goes on, the pain is nothing more than regret- clumsy mistakes best they do not forget. Is this coming of age? Is this love in the modern age?
But for the fool, walking blindly without a cane, one finds themselves in the behaviours of again.
Just ask Amy Winehouse "love is a losing game"
Or Taylor Swift. She is a confusing one.
Love will turn your belief system and entire identity upside down. It will put all the egos in and shake them all around. If we did the hokey cokey perhaps Putin would turn around. Love is more powerful than evil. Who is who in the relationship? Like it even matters...
I asked a bloke called Gabs why he is still with his bird after she had cheated. He responded "thats just love, innit"
by SmithyWoody February 10, 2024
Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.
by SmithyWoody July 23, 2019
An Estonian surname. It translates to "Wheel smith" in English. Estonia is a small country in Europe that is filled with remarkably beautiful people. They are also known for being introverted.
by SmithyWoody February 13, 2024
by SmithyWoody February 13, 2024
gigafrickenspleckmorgen
noun | /ˈɡi .ɡəˌfrɪk.ənˌsplɛkˌmɔ .ɡən/
Etymology:
giga- (Latin/Greek root): immense, excessive
fricken (slang): a sanitized intensifier of “freaking”
spleck (invented): evokes mess, noise, or existential gunk
morgen (German): morning / tomorrow
Definition:
A surreal, overwhelming emotional state characterized by the absurd dread of waking up to another day of chaotic nonsense, usually accompanied by mild existential nausea and the sense that reality is melting at the edges.
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Synonyms:
Doomscrolling déjà vu
Cosmic hangover
Ontological jetlag
"Monday" (colloquial, cursed variant)
noun | /ˈɡi .ɡəˌfrɪk.ənˌsplɛkˌmɔ .ɡən/
Etymology:
giga- (Latin/Greek root): immense, excessive
fricken (slang): a sanitized intensifier of “freaking”
spleck (invented): evokes mess, noise, or existential gunk
morgen (German): morning / tomorrow
Definition:
A surreal, overwhelming emotional state characterized by the absurd dread of waking up to another day of chaotic nonsense, usually accompanied by mild existential nausea and the sense that reality is melting at the edges.
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Synonyms:
Doomscrolling déjà vu
Cosmic hangover
Ontological jetlag
"Monday" (colloquial, cursed variant)
by SmithyWoody May 21, 2025