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This is a very kind hearted person, who will put anyone’s needs in place of their own. They are very sincere and only want the best for the people they love. But once you come close to hurting someone they truly care about you better sleep with one eye open. This person is such and amazing person and will not do anything to hurt you purposely. They are very sarcastic and love to have fun. They are very hard-working and won’t stop until there goal is reached.

When you have a Laufton don’t let them out of your sight because they are one of a kind. Once you love a laufton don’t do anything to hurt them.
Laufton is a great person inside and out.
Laufton by 2002rsql August 19, 2019
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A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.

B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.

C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.
Lauston by Derpa October 22, 2006
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two people in love. they accept and love each other for who they are. best friends till the end. they both have the prettiest eyes ever.
i wish i had a relationship like Laurton.”
laurton by ewlayisugly November 10, 2020
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026