Laufton 

This is a very kind hearted person, who will put anyone’s needs in place of their own. They are very sincere and only want the best for the people they love. But once you come close to hurting someone they truly care about you better sleep with one eye open. This person is such and amazing person and will not do anything to hurt you purposely. They are very sarcastic and love to have fun. They are very hard-working and won’t stop until there goal is reached.

When you have a Laufton don’t let them out of your sight because they are one of a kind. Once you love a laufton don’t do anything to hurt them.

Laufton is a great person inside and out.

Laufton by 2002rsql August 19, 2019

Lauston 

A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.

B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.

C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.

Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.

Lauston by Derpa October 22, 2006

laurton 

two people in love. they accept and love each other for who they are. best friends till the end. they both have the prettiest eyes ever.

“i wish i had a relationship like Laurton.”

laurton by ewlayisugly November 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008