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laundricide

v. the act of murdering your significant other's laundry. this act is usually done by a newly wed female to her husbands favorite clothes. also to her least favorite.
Also the act of burning a traded or free agent sports star.
why are you wearing that shirt again?
Well my other clothes were involved in a laundricide. I think my wife wants to give me a make over.

Where is your LeBron jersey?
It was a random act of passionate laundricide. It wasnt premeditated I swear.
by uncle lester July 23, 2010
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laundrified

to have been a part of the laundry; and is now clean
1) Those shirts are laundrified.
2) The sheets are to be laundrified.
by Noel November 5, 2003
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laundracize

The act of getting exercise by repeatedly running up and down the stairs with loads of laundry on laundry day.
I have a load of laundry to do. I sort it upstairs, purposely. I then take the whites down and start them, then come back upstairs, and get the darks, and take them down and move the whites to the dryer, and start the darks, then come back upstairs for the towels, and so on.

On days when I feel I need more exercise, or laundracize, I do each piece individually. This is useful for after Christmas/Newyears holidays.
by Z0lt0n October 10, 2013
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