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laughtime 

This term applies to anytime you may be laughing in your life. It can be for moments or hours. I enjoy laughing so I am always trying to make my time laughtime. It can seen as a play upon lifetime
Benny: "I can't get over how bad my day has been."
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
laughtime by von groovy August 25, 2024
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Laughrimation

to laugh so hard it makes you cry; lacrimation is the secretion of tears; laughrimation is the secretion of tears due to uncontrollable laughter
Rich's story was so outrageously funny it induced laughrimation.
Laughrimation by thor1093 August 24, 2011

laughtical

Opposite of tactical. Means that it is funny that they are not tactical.
That server is laughtical, no one is following orders and are goofing around.
laughtical by emetalce March 22, 2009

Double laughative 

Like a double negative in sentences, it means that there is two references to laughter in a sentence when typed via chat, email, or text message
Sam: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sally: IDK

Sam: to get to the other side!

Sally: hahaha that's so funny lol

Sam: omg! you just used a double laughative! stop that!

Laughametitis 

(Laff a meh tie tuss) n. 1. A rare disorder that exudes uncontrollable laughing especially during non-laughable situations. 2. The inability to control ones laughter.
Dick "Dude.. That cop just questioned us for a murder and fucking Cooper is laughing his ass off."

Jane " Yeah his laughametitis is gonna get us sent to jail!"

Dick "That dick."






Betty "Oh Cooper you're so awesome!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Betty "you laugh a lot"

Cooper "Hahaha. Yeah, Hahaha. Its just my Laughametitis. Hahahahaha."
Laughametitis by The Shizphactory December 15, 2008

laughtitoot 

The uncontrollable release of gas from your ass in direct result of strong intense laughter
I was masturbating in the kitchen after eating some ass and something so hilarious popped up on the television that i could not stop laughing and accidentally laughtitooted

laughative 

Background: Portu-english (coined between 1982-2004)
Definition: Light spirited, easily humored
Thhat email cracked me up, I guess I am jsut feeling laughative.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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